I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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