you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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