So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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