i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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