if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
