He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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