you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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