Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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