u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize