Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
