I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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