Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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