Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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