I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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