suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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