I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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