Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I wish you could order shots online.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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