Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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