"it" just moved
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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