She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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