she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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