How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
