I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
A bitchslap is in order.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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