I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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