Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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