I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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