Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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