i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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