it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
