i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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