Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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