But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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