distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
