is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I am available for nakedness
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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