I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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