She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
