Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Text me some of your sweat
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