i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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