covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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