I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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