I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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