i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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