Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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