Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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