Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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