I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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