He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
