were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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