We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It's never too late to be topless.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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