Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
