Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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