it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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