I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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