OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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